The hot sauce vendor who genuinely cannot be stopped
Her sauces have names like ‘Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You’ and ‘Call Your Mother,’ and they absolutely deliver on those promises. She does free tastings with a raised eyebrow and a smirk that has broken several grown men. Her booth has its own unofficial fan account with 40,000 followers who have never once posted a photo of the sauce.
She sells homemade candles and has completely ruined Yankee Candle for everyone
Hand-poured soy wax, wood wicks, scents with names like ‘Thunderstorm on the Porch’ and ‘Bonfire & Bourbon,’ this woman understands the assignment on every possible level. She set up her booth once, and now the market director arranges everything else around her spot so she stays. The candles smell incredible. The booth smells even better. You will spend eighty dollars and feel great about it.